kyung-soo:

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

(via satanismi)

laheeys:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(via funny-text-posts)

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

(via muhself)

yes-this-is-groot:

All these nudes leaking, but the krabby patty formula is safe

(via polaroidmilk)